How the Republicans can win

Echidne writes:

Isn't it fascinating how everything bad is the fault of the powerless liberals and progressives? Everything. Iraq war is lost because of us. Fascism makes mousesteps forwards because of us. Even all Bush's errors are because he tries to rule like one of us.
The only solution is to put the liberals and progressives in power.

And then, obviously, the conservatives will think they are actually running everything!
Works for me...